Helston Breakfast Briefing: Monday 14th September

  Posted: 14.09.20 at 08:54 by Kurt Robson

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Today’s Helston sunrise:

Today's Helston sunset:
Tide times:

High tide: 08:32

Low tide: 14:51
Today's weather:

Any mist and fog patches clear through the morning as long sunny spells develop. Dry and very warm for most, though there is a slight chance of scattered showers towards evening in the far west. A little breezy at times. Maximum temperature 27 °C.
Pollen count:

Tree: Low
Grass: High
Weeds: Low
Pharmacy opening times:

Tesco Pharmacy Clodgey Ln 8AM-8PM
Hall's Pharmacy Trelawney Rd 8:45AM-1:30PM and 2PM-6PM
Shop opening times:

Sainsbury's Clodgey Ln 0800-2100
Tesco Clodgey Ln 0800-2200
LIDL Penzance Rd 0800-2200
SPAR 135 Meneage St 0700-2200
Sainsbury's Petrol Station Clodgey Ln 0600-2300
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Song lyric of the day:

My mind is Yoda I'm on Ayatollah
These other rapper just a diet soda
I find Jehovah in the darkest places
Empty as apartment basements
This a marathon gentlemen go ahead and start the races

Mac Miller - Diablo
Riddle of the day:

It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is it?

Previous Answer:

A man lives on the top floor of a hotel. When he is out with a friend or out on a rainy day, he comes back, goes to the elevator, and goes to the top floor. When he goes out alone or on a sunny day, he goes halfway up and walks the rest of the way up. Why?

(He was using an umbrella or had a tall friend to push the buttons for high floors.)

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